THE FLIGHT TO EGYPT
– Daniel de Culla
When an angel Gabrielito
Came to bring Joseph the embassy
That his beloved virginal Mary
Had become pregnant
He, without eating or drinking it
Tought of that apple worm
That fell to the Mary’s
Mount of Venus
Sleeping peacefully
Under an apple tree, without panties.
-Don’t worry, Joseph.
Do not be troubled; do the favor
Well you are worthy of God
And from now
You will be praised by cuckolds.
One day watching
To his beautiful beloved
That her belly was growing
He couldn’t help but cry
As he remembered
Which, on one occasion
His beloved charm told him :
-That she would never touch
Men’s high flute
Nor would she ever put
That carnal stick
Through the vagina or the arsehole.
-What is this I see
My pregnant wife
And me without tasting it?
What won’t people say¡
Joseph tells Mary
At start time
Because of a Roman Emperor’ census:
-Have you prepared the basket
That should you carry on your arm?
They are already starting to walk
To look for a room
Where Mary can expand
To give birth.
Joseph seems so happy
Pulling the donkey’s girth
Where Mary is riding astride.
Through stables and corrals, in Belén
They are looking for a room
Until they meet a farmer
Mary asking him:
-Farmer, are there rooms around here?
-Well yes, I leave you my block
So that you, madam
Can give birth happily.
But be careful
Do not censure the child
Well Herod, a big serial killer
Doesn’t stop killing them
That he is not going behind
How many serial killers
There is in the World.
The creature that was born
Was a beauty.
They placed him in a barn
Just cutting Joseph
The umbilical cord with teeth.
-Happy me! Joseph exclaimed
Even though he wasn’t Mary’s man.
The next few days
Farmer came to see them
Telling them:
-Flee; go to Egypt
Because Herod’s soldiers
Are staining the houses and streets
With children’s corpses’ blood
Searching for the not listed; yours.
And, moreover, because my wife
Said yesterday to a soldier who asked her:
-What signs do those people have?
She answered him:
-The woman is very beautiful
And the child she has given birth is a sun.
Her husband is a little taller
With the appearance of being
Somewhat older
Worthy and with fair appreciation
That has nothing to do with the born.
Soldier threw out renegades
So furious he got
That, at the moment of cumming into my wife
He took off
Cumming against the dresser
Talking this way:
-The order that I have
It is to catch them prisoners
Take them before Herod
And cut off the child’s head
That it gives him joy
And he cums with pleasure
Seeing childish blood on the run.